Extra, extra, extra! Caetano, o Veloso, ganha prêmio de Tudólogo!

Acabo de ler uma reportagem na Revista Piauí, cuja manchete é: Caetano Veloso Ganha Prêmio Nobel de Conhecimentos Gerais. Hein???!!!???

Vamos recapitular:  O Prêmio Nobel foi instituído por Alfred Nobel, químico e industrial sueco (inventor da dinamite), em seu testamento, e os prêmios são entregues  anualmente, no dia 10 de dezembro, aniversário de morte do seu criador, a pessoas que fizeram pesquisas importantes, criaram técnicas pioneiras ou deram contribuições destacadas à sociedade.

Voltemos à reportagem: A justificativa do coordenador do Prêmio Nobel para tal premiação ao Veloso foi 'Dificilmente encontraremos outra personalidade capaz de opinar sobre a heterossexualidade de Woody Allen com a mesma desenvoltura com que critica a situação do Pelourinho. E ainda, infalível como Bento (Caetano está no hall da infalibilidade papal? Como assim?), oferece argumentos definitivos para defender seu voto em todos os níveis do executivo e do legislativo'.

Oi????!!!!????? Adorei o sarro da Revista Piauí com a mania do Veloso de Tudólogo Mor do planeta!!!!! rsrsrsrsrsrsrsrs 

Colocaremos aqui, as listas dos vencedores do Nobel de Literatura e de Paz desde 1901:

LITERATURE:

2010
Mario Vargas Llosa

2009
Herta Müller

2008
Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio

2007
Doris Lessing

2006
Orhan Pamuk

2005
Harold Pinter

2004
Elfriede Jelinek

2003
John M. Coetzee

2002
Imre Kertész

2001
Sir Vidiadhar Surajprasad Naipaul

2000
Gao Xingjian

1999
Günter Grass

1998
José Saramago

1997
Dario Fo

1996
Wislawa Szymborska

1995
Seamus Heaney

1994
Kenzaburo Oe

1993
Toni Morrison

1992
Derek Walcott

1991
Nadine Gordimer

1990
Octavio Paz

1989
Camilo José Cela

1988
Naguib Mahfouz

1987
Joseph Brodsky

1986
Wole Soyinka

1985
Claude Simon

1984
Jaroslav Seifert

1983
William Golding

1982
Gabriel García Márquez

1981
Elias Canetti

1980
Czeslaw Milosz

1979
Odysseus Elytis

1978
Isaac Bashevis Singer

1977
Vicente Aleixandre

1976
Saul Bellow

1975
Eugenio Montale

1974
Eyvind Johnson, Harry Martinson

1973
Patrick White

1972
Heinrich Böll

1971
Pablo Neruda

1970
Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

1969
Samuel Beckett

1968
Yasunari Kawabata

1967
Miguel Angel Asturias

1966
Shmuel Yosef Agnon, Nelly Sachs

1965
Mikhail Aleksandrovich Sholokhov

1964
Jean-Paul Sartre

1963
Giorgos Seferis

1962
John Steinbeck

1961
Ivo Andric

1960
Saint-John Perse

1959
Salvatore Quasimodo

1958
Boris Leonidovich Pasternak

1957
Albert Camus

1956
Juan Ramón Jiménez

1955
Halldór Kiljan Laxness

1954
Ernest Miller Hemingway

1953
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

1952
François Mauriac

1951
Pär Fabian Lagerkvist

1950
Earl (Bertrand Arthur William) Russell

1949
William Faulkner

1948
Thomas Stearns Eliot

1947
André Paul Guillaume Gide

1946
Hermann Hesse

1945
Gabriela Mistral

1944
Johannes Vilhelm Jensen

1943
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1942
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1941
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1940
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1939
Frans Eemil Sillanpää

1938
Pearl Buck

1937
Roger Martin du Gard

1936
Eugene Gladstone O'Neill

1935
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1934
Luigi Pirandello

1933
Ivan Alekseyevich Bunin

1932
John Galsworthy

1931
Erik Axel Karlfeldt

1930
Sinclair Lewis

1929
Thomas Mann

1928
Sigrid Undset

1927
Henri Bergson

1926
Grazia Deledda

1925
George Bernard Shaw

1924
Wladyslaw Stanislaw Reymont

1923
William Butler Yeats

1922
Jacinto Benavente

1921
Anatole France

1920
Knut Pedersen Hamsun

1919
Carl Friedrich Georg Spitteler

1918
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1917
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Henrik Pontoppidan

1916
Carl Gustaf Verner von Heidenstam

1915
Romain Rolland

1914
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1913
Rabindranath Tagore

1912
Gerhart Johann Robert Hauptmann

1911
Count Maurice (Mooris) Polidore Marie Bernhard Maeterlinck

1910
Paul Johann Ludwig Heyse

1909
Selma Ottilia Lovisa Lagerlöf

1908
Rudolf Christoph Eucken

1907
Rudyard Kipling

1906
Giosuè Carducci

1905
Henryk Sienkiewicz

1904
Frédéric Mistral, José Echegaray y Eizaguirre

1903
Bjørnstjerne Martinus Bjørnson

1902
Christian Matthias Theodor Mommsen

1901
Sully Prudhomme

PEACE

2010
Liu Xiaobo

2009
Barack H. Obama

2008
Martti Ahtisaari

2007
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) , Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr.

2006
Muhammad Yunus, Grameen Bank 

2005
International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) , Mohamed ElBaradei

2004
Wangari Muta Maathai

2003
Shirin Ebadi

2002
Jimmy Carter

2001
United Nations (U.N.) , Kofi Annan

2000
Kim Dae-jung

1999
Médecins Sans Frontières 

1998
John Hume, David Trimble

1997
International Campaign to Ban Landmines (ICBL) , Jody Williams

1996
Carlos Filipe Ximenes Belo, José Ramos-Horta

1995
Joseph Rotblat, Pugwash Conferences on Science and World Affairs 

1994
Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin

1993
Nelson Mandela, Frederik Willem de Klerk

1992
Rigoberta Menchú Tum

1991
Aung San Suu Kyi 

1990
Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

1989
The 14th Dalai Lama (Tenzin Gyatso) 

1988
United Nations Peacekeeping Forces 

1987
Oscar Arias Sánchez

1986
Elie Wiesel

1985
International Physicians for the Prevention of Nuclear War 

1984
Desmond Mpilo Tutu

1983
Lech Walesa

1982
Alva Myrdal, Alfonso García Robles

1981
Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) 

1980
Adolfo Pérez Esquivel

1979
Mother Teresa 

1978
Mohamed Anwar al-Sadat, Menachem Begin

1977
Amnesty International 

1976
Betty Williams, Mairead Corrigan

1975
Andrei Dmitrievich Sakharov

1974
Seán MacBride, Eisaku Sato

1973
Henry A. Kissinger, Le Duc Tho 

1972
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money for 1972 was allocated to the Main Fund.

1971
Willy Brandt

1970
Norman E. Borlaug

1969
International Labour Organization (I.L.O.) 

1968
René Cassin

1967
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1966
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1965
United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) 

1964
Martin Luther King Jr.

1963
Comité international de la Croix Rouge (International Committee of the Red Cross) , Ligue des Sociétés de la Croix-Rouge (League of Red Cross Societies) 

1962
Linus Carl Pauling

1961
Dag Hjalmar Agne Carl Hammarskjöld

1960
Albert John Lutuli

1959
Philip J. Noel-Baker

1958
Georges Pire

1957
Lester Bowles Pearson

1956
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1955
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1954
Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) 

1953
George Catlett Marshall

1952
Albert Schweitzer

1951
Léon Jouhaux

1950
Ralph Bunche

1949
Lord (John) Boyd Orr of Brechin

1948
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1947
Friends Service Council (The Quakers) , American Friends Service Committee (The Quakers) 

1946
Emily Greene Balch, John Raleigh Mott

1945
Cordell Hull

1944
Comité international de la Croix Rouge (International Committee of the Red Cross) 

1943
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1942
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1941
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1940
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1939
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1938
Office international Nansen pour les Réfugiés (Nansen International Office for Refugees) 

1937
Cecil of Chelwood, Viscount (Lord Edgar Algernon Robert Gascoyne Cecil)

1936
Carlos Saavedra Lamas

1935
Carl von Ossietzky

1934
Arthur Henderson

1933
Sir Norman Angell (Ralph Lane)

1932
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1931
Jane Addams, Nicholas Murray Butler

1930
Lars Olof Jonathan (Nathan) Söderblom

1929
Frank Billings Kellogg

1928
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1927
Ferdinand Buisson, Ludwig Quidde

1926
Aristide Briand, Gustav Stresemann

1925
Sir Austen Chamberlain, Charles Gates Dawes

1924
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1923
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1922
Fridtjof Nansen

1921
Karl Hjalmar Branting, Christian Lous Lange

1920
Léon Victor Auguste Bourgeois

1919
Thomas Woodrow Wilson

1918
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1917
Comité international de la Croix Rouge (International Committee of the Red Cross) 

1916
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1915
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1914
No Nobel Prize was awarded this year. The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section.

1913
Henri La Fontaine

1912
Elihu Root

1911
Tobias Michael Carel Asser, Alfred Hermann Fried

1910
Bureau international permanent de la Paix (Permanent International Peace Bureau) 

1909
Auguste Marie François Beernaert, Paul Henri Benjamin Balluet d'Estournelles de Constant, Baron de Constant de Rebecque

1908
Klas Pontus Arnoldson, Fredrik Bajer

1907
Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Louis Renault

1906
Theodore Roosevelt

1905
Baroness Bertha Sophie Felicita von Suttner, née Countess Kinsky von Chinic und Tettau

1904
Institut de droit international (Institute of International Law) 

1903
William Randal Cremer

1902
Élie Ducommun, Charles Albert Gobat

1901
Jean Henry Dunant

1901
Jean Henry Dunant, Frédéric Passy

Meus caros, vocês acham mesmo que Caetano entra aqui????!!!!????

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